Kids says the darnest things.

My little sis could say and ask the darnest things.  Earlier she asked me some questions and I was laughing in stitch.  It's in mandarin, but have translated it to English.

Q. 馒头 ( pronouced in mandarin as "maan toe" ; steamed bun ) and 豆沙包 ( pronouced in mandarin as "doou shia bao" ; bean paste bun ) went to watch a very sad movie.  Both should be crying but only bean paste bun cried.
why is that so?

Q. Doremon and Hello Kitty went to the park to take a walk. A stranger came up and offered them a slice of cake each but none ate. Why?

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A. Because mantou ( steamed bun ) has no "filling"/ "feelings"
B.  well, both wanted to eat the cake very much but Doremon has puffy ball hands so he can't hold the cake.
Hello Kitty has hands but she doesn't have a mouth!